I never do this but

I’m really kind of bored & sad and could use some pick-me-up stories or jokes or something.

So could you maybe do me a kindness & tell me some? c:

I’ve been listening to this song nonstop for the past two years, and today marks the day I finally successfully memorised and belted every single lyric in my car.

  • Me: Asdfghjkl; I have to pee so bad
  • Me: *lightblub* I'll take this shortcut home
  • Me: *gets lost and drives in circles for seven minutes*
  • Me: WHY WON'T THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN
  • Me: *stubs toe on ceramic dog sitting outside the bathroom*

Nothing but strings attached, +2.

Found a couplea more tunes to attach to my percussionless list. c:

“Au-dela” ~ Morcheeba

“Master & A Hound” ~ Gregory Alan Isakov

Just in case you’ve got an achey heart.

Chocolate & Kleenex not included.

“So Soon” ~ Marianas Trench

“That Moon Song” ~ Gregory Alan Isakov

“Basket Case” ~ Sara Bareilles

“The Lonely” ~ Christina Perri

“Fix A Heart” ~ Demi Lovato

“Like We Used To” ~ A Rocket To The Moon

“So Nice So Smart” ~ Kimya Dawson

“Somebody That I Used To Know” ~ Gotye feat. Kimbra

“Bookends” ~ Simon and Garfunkel

“Almost Lover” ~ A Fine Frenzy

“Broken” ~ Lifehouse

“Bouncing Ball” ~ honeyhoney

“All I Wanted” ~ Paramore

“Tired Of Dreaming” ~ Matthias Barker

“Sentimental Heart” ~ She & Him

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